The cursing thread

[77horn]

Cum Gargling Bastard!

 

[orange avenger]

'Turn this car around, you, you, assholish bastardly fuckball'

Uttered near Bastrop by my drunken sister, to my drunken brother, on the occasion of his redirection of the automobile to New Orleans and Mardi Gras one night when he was supposed to be taking people (McGoo, Doug the Slug, and Jeffro) home from a party in South Austin.

 

[Bookman]

Golden fucknuggets.

 

[gobears92]

goddam cum chugging ***-back walking sac of afterbirth!

compliments of my company commander in Naval bootcamp..

 

[WideHorns]

gobears...
I think we may have had the same CC...haha
His name was AO1 Hamilton and he once told me---

while marching to the galley one morning..I got out of step and was ******* everybody up.

"Wideman if you don't get your **** wired tight I'm gonna drop-kick you in your ******* throat"

5 years later I bumped into a guy at the enlisted club in Oceana,Va.that was in boot camp with me... He repeated that phrase word for word and laughed his *** off.

 

[gobears92]

In reply to:

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[Jive_Turkey]

Saw this on another thread:

Knock knock
Who's there?
****
**** who?
**** you

 

[toucan82]

My roommate after getting screwed on a replay in Madden:

****. God... cock

 

[DAGMAR]

meecrob

 

[lowery21]

"You throbbing cock vein." Uttered to me after making a nice long put.

 

[Gadfly]

Best insult:

You're a dried up jizz-ball hanging from the world's pubes.

 

[Mike_Tyson]

"See You Next Tuesday"

 

[numbereleven]

Hallelujah, holy ****. Where's the Tylenol?