The cursing thread

[Gardner Barnes]

because I am a 4 year old and laughed when someone called me this today....

**** you, you ************* fuckity **** ****.

 

[The Peoples Elbow]

that rules. what was the context?

 

[HornsHornsHorns]

****.

 

[Traffic]

**** cock balls

 

[Hank_Kingsley]

Cock
Cock
Jism
Grandma
Cock

 

[po elvis]

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[Summit104]

"Also, no use of the so-called 7 Dirty Words. These are **********, ************, ****, ****, c**t, cock, and *****."

- Private Parts

 

[bighornfan32]

shazbot

 

[007 373 5963]

nice Hank

 

[HornsN04]

fuckstain.

 

[FawltyTowers]

Heard this from some people in the stands bck in the 80's

Mothefucker **********, eat a bag of ****
Douchebag, cocklicker, suck yor mother's tit
We're the best college, all the others suck
Longhorns Longhorns, rah rah ****

of course this WAS the student side

 

[Gardner Barnes]

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[The Peoples Elbow]

so this person was actually being serious? that is great.

 

[llanoflash]

rat **** bat **** dirty old c**t sixty nine ******** tied in a knot hoorayyyyy lizard **** ****.

 

[Gardner Barnes]

tpe:

you bet, without going into specifics, I used a political move to force his hand to get my way and close a $12MM sale onto my register rather than wait for an ELA.

that was the best part of his 15 minute rant after he saw the register yesterday morning. THe 2nd best part was when he went Mike Tyson interview random and called me an "******* asscracker prick".

When i started laughing he lost his mind.

 

[The Peoples Elbow]

that is fantastic. you are a golden god.

if i had jedi powers, i would do **** like that all the time.

 

[Agamemnon]

**** the ******* *******.

 

[Clever Username]

Sweet potato handjob

 

[gardere_owns_OU]

mother ******, titty sucker, two-balled *****, can't suck a lady cuz your balls itch.


that was from like when i was 5

 

[lowery21]

He got upset over a $12 M&M? I would too, thats an outrageous price. At least tell me it was a peanut one.

 

[RACHorn06]

From the comments of Loser with Socks 5 worst SEC traditions thread.

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[juicyfruit]

i call **** poop.

 

[judgroybeanbag]

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[judgroybeanbag]

I'm tired of normal cuss words. I need a Roget's Profanisaurus..

 

[Gardner Barnes]

That is why fuckity **** **** is so allsome. a completely new use of profanity.

 

[judgroybeanbag]

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[balzac]

ballsweat!

 

[GakFoo]

i like the classics:

fuckface

douchemaster

cockchugger

 

[Brak]

TARTAR SAUCE!!!!!

 

[TXHornsWHAAT]

**** piss **** c**t ********** ************ tits fart dirty twat
**** piss **** c**t ********** ************ tits fart dirty twat
**** piss **** c**t ********** ************ tits fart dirty twat
I ****** your moooommmm