jokes for yer big brain

A logician's wife is having a baby. The doctor immediately hands the newborn to the dad.

Wife: Is it a boy or a girl?

Logician: Yes.
 
An English prof tells his class that a double negative forms a positive and a double positive forms a positive and that although in some languages a double negative can still be a negative, there is no language in which a double positive forms a negative.

A student in the back (which is why I always sat in the back) pipes up and says "yeah, right."
 
a bartender in Port Aransas told me that Rene Descartes was in the bar earlier in the evening and I expressed an interest in meeting him. Bartender says that is impossible. He asked Descartes if he wanted a drink, Descartes said "I think not" and disappeared.
 
Too late to go back and edit now but here is what I meant to post:

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A Roman walks into a bar and orders a Martinus.
"You mean a martini?", the bartender asks.
The Roman replied, "If I wanted a double, I'd have asked for it!"
 
A woman walks into a bar and says to the bartender “I’ll have a double entendre, please.” So he gives it to her.
 
Q: What do you call it when a woman is wearing a tank top and you can see some boobie through the arm hole?

A: Sleevage.
 
A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to the prom. First he goes to rent a tux, but there’s a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever.

Next, he has to get some flowers, so he heads over to the florist and there’s a huge flower line there. He waits forever but eventually gets the flowers.

Then he heads out to rent a limo. Unfortunately, there’s a large limo line at the rental office, but he’s patient and gets the job done.

Finally, the day of the prom comes. The two are dancing happily and his girlfriend is having a great time. When the song is over, she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there’s no punchline.
 

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