srsly, are you READING the VIP emails?

[Hayden_Horn]

this stuff is gold! i mean, they've redacted names, but it's child's play to figure out who they are talking about sometimes.

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[Sneezy]

haha

my personal theory isn't that his name was redacted so you couldn't figure out that it was Javorski, but that his name was redacted b/c the author was referring to him as "the Hamburglar" much like Tellus does

 

[HousHorn09]

So yesterday when I was email harrassing some aggy buddies about this debacle, I receive this reply from one of them that is a pretty big aggy donor...

"We're waiting for basketball to start, at least there we're a force to be reckoned with."

I WISH I could make this stuff up.

 

[Hayden_Horn]

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[MilkmanDan]

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[Hayden_Horn]

whoa, holy ****:

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[Superfan]

Having a sister that lived in aggyland, I often get the feeling that aggy is pretty normal in their feelings about Texas, but then I find Gems like this one


VIP Email #2November 2006

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[Statalyzer]

Milkman - that's hilarious, they actually call us "t.u." in their official reports.

 

[PipFunatUT]

 

[Hayden_Horn]

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[YoLaDu]

I like how the author of these newletters goes out of his way in the copy to mention that "all this is confidential" or "the following info will be not be made known to the public"... gives it this aire of insider info, privilege and secrecy.

Pretty damning if you ask me.

 

[LadyHornAustin]

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[Quadry]

Simply amazing at how much they suck at life.

 

[TexasOwnzYou]

Carl ******* Torbush!

 

[kangsta]

wow

 

[TexasOwnzYou]

 

[CTGA_Horn]

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[gkp]

CTGA = golden

 

[Duder]

 

[vy til i die]

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[Pentaconta]

Another choice bit:

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[Les Claypool]

The Ticket (1310) just said he profitted $37K. For a guy that makes millions. What a douche.

Do you think bookies are interested in the names on the list, who may have cheated them?

I can't believe aTm is going to deal this **** head until the end of the season. I'd fire his *** and promote Stephen McGee to Player/Coach. Like Pete Rose...without the arm

 

[Duder]

"STILL JUST AMONG US:
He also told a story about another official whose daughter goes to A&M. He had made a few calls (or no-calls) that went against us, and not what Fran considered good judgments. He's an official that Fran respects and thinks is very good. So he told him one time that he thought that perhaps the official was subconsciously not trying to appear biased about A&M. He said the official didn't like what he said but the plan was counter-subconscious-espionage: get the official to think subconsciously about that he might be thinking about subconsciously....well, you get the gist."

Download 5, page 84.

 

[MilkmanDan]

Email 4 is epic.

The second half is messages that were sent to "Bill Byrne", but since McKenzie ghostwrote Weekly Wednesday, they all went to him.

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[Duder]

Today has been a lot of fun.

 

[LurkerintheDark]

How could I POSSIBLY be surprised by Aggy behavior?
Yet I am.

I must be hopelessly naive.

 

[vy til i die]

there is something so incredibly unbelievable and so utterly satisfying about this whole thing.

the 'voice' that the letters are written in is so perfectly aggy. some little douche bringing the inside scoop on "Bevo Bits."

i'm getting a taste of what LL feels.