hollisdude
500+ Posts
Dear Husker Fan,
Despite our Big 12 beginnings and your misunderstanding over our rightful place in all of this, we kinda like you guys. Y'all are the closest thing we have to a respectful and respectable opponent, we kinda like you guys. So, this is all for free ... pay attention.
Saturday afternoon you'll be heading into the maroon tackle box to show off on ABC, and across the sidelines you'll be facing a perspicacious progeny of the coaching ranks ... Fran. You're at a disadvantage already with the incessant noise being created by the greatest fans at the center of the college football universe. In order to prepare you and help level the field, here are some of the things you should be ready for ... remember, we kinda like you guys.
1. If you lose the toss and somehow you get both the ball and the wind in the first quarter, don't think anything about it. And don't start laughing.
2. If you can get defensive ends to rush within 5 yards of McGee on a pass, he'll flush faster than south Texas quail. Oh and Vegas has the over/under on his throwaways into the stands at 11. Load up.
3. If it's 3rd and 2, the Pillsbury Doughboy is going to get the call. Every time. Guaranteed. The perspicacious one has no *** left to chew on after the OU game. This is now a lock call.
4. You can probably play 11 in the box if you want. The last time one of their wide receivers caught a pass, we had just dug Saddam out of his hiding place.
5. Stay off the track. It has latent equine fecal matter embedded in the surface. The Ags are passing the hat though to clean it.
6. If you're up by 4 points, don't sweat it. It's an automatic field goal call.
7. If you have 4th down - forget the punt. Simply run the play clock down, call time out. Go back out and line up to go for it. Odds are really good that they will be in their famous 4-4-4 defense. Snap the ball and voila! First down Huskers.
OK, that should be enough. There's your nail. We've got our big nail ready for T+1. See ya in Kansas City.
Love
Horns
Despite our Big 12 beginnings and your misunderstanding over our rightful place in all of this, we kinda like you guys. Y'all are the closest thing we have to a respectful and respectable opponent, we kinda like you guys. So, this is all for free ... pay attention.
Saturday afternoon you'll be heading into the maroon tackle box to show off on ABC, and across the sidelines you'll be facing a perspicacious progeny of the coaching ranks ... Fran. You're at a disadvantage already with the incessant noise being created by the greatest fans at the center of the college football universe. In order to prepare you and help level the field, here are some of the things you should be ready for ... remember, we kinda like you guys.
1. If you lose the toss and somehow you get both the ball and the wind in the first quarter, don't think anything about it. And don't start laughing.
2. If you can get defensive ends to rush within 5 yards of McGee on a pass, he'll flush faster than south Texas quail. Oh and Vegas has the over/under on his throwaways into the stands at 11. Load up.
3. If it's 3rd and 2, the Pillsbury Doughboy is going to get the call. Every time. Guaranteed. The perspicacious one has no *** left to chew on after the OU game. This is now a lock call.
4. You can probably play 11 in the box if you want. The last time one of their wide receivers caught a pass, we had just dug Saddam out of his hiding place.
5. Stay off the track. It has latent equine fecal matter embedded in the surface. The Ags are passing the hat though to clean it.
6. If you're up by 4 points, don't sweat it. It's an automatic field goal call.
7. If you have 4th down - forget the punt. Simply run the play clock down, call time out. Go back out and line up to go for it. Odds are really good that they will be in their famous 4-4-4 defense. Snap the ball and voila! First down Huskers.
OK, that should be enough. There's your nail. We've got our big nail ready for T+1. See ya in Kansas City.
Love
Horns
