Mira Sorvino eating an ice cream cone

[Texanne]

Good God, why don't they just take a picture of her giving a blow job and be done with it?!?!?
I mean, the melting ice cream running down her arm? Oh, yeah ... that was accidental!


"I'd rather let a thousand guilty men go free than chase after them."
-- Springfield police chief

 

[fasteddieisahorndog]

hubbahubbahubbahubba!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

naughty nicki would like this....!!!!

 

[cfs60]

That is Naughty Nicky.

cfs60

 

[Eric G]

oh my god.

 

[lowery21]

Where am I? I remember clicking on cactus cafe...

"What is this? Gringos falling from the sky? Yes El Guapo?"

 

[eggyhorn]

I can't see it! I can't see it!

I wanna see it!!!!!!!!

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"How can the door be a jar?"- Bill Hicks, another dead hero.

 

[Do I Make You Horny?]

And I would like to quote Marv Albert, "YEEESSSS!"

 

[ENlightened]

That is one, lucky ice cream cone.
————
"Bush ... Gore. Bush ... Gore. Isn't that what they use to decide whether a movie is NC-17 or R?"
— Dennis Miller

 

[12thStudStan]

After one lick it was no longer soft serve.

"If you do away with all the stuff that creates tradition, then A&M is nothing more than a Harvard South." James Fuqua

 

[MaxHorn]

I can't see it either!! And believe me, I REALLY want to see it. Very badly. Help please!!

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"Gimme a Diablo sandwich, a Dr. Pepper, and make it fast-- I'm in a ******* hurry!"

--Sheriff Buford T. Justice of Texas

 

[eggyhorn]

**** you Rimbo

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"How can the door be a jar?"- Bill Hicks, another dead hero.

 

[Left-handed Horn]

WALLPAPER!

"All great nations behave like gangsters and all small nations behave like whores." Stanley Kubrick

 

[HornMafia]

Pretty odd shaped ice cream cone, don't you think?

"Damn I'm such a G it's pathetic"--Ice Cube

 

[Kwisatz]

damn porno filters at work

 

[Big Daddy]

I love her.

-BD-

 

[MaxHorn]

Kwisatz,

Check your Hornfans email.

 

[coloradohorn]

Can someone please figure out a way to get the image past my porn screener at work? I will buy you a round at the CU game.

 

[Do I Make You Horny?]

Dude, you got e-mail?

Send it to me by PM and I'll see if I can send it to you.



Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced across the grassy field toward each other like two freight trains, one having left Cleveland at 6:36 p.m. traveling at 55 mph, the other from Topeka at 4:19 p.m. at a speed of 35 mph.

 

[Naughty Nikki]

Guess it melts in your mouth and in your hand.

By the way, I taught her everything she knows.


Nothing says "I love you" like a good spanking.
Do you love me?

 

[bularry]

somebody help me out, I want to see the picture!!

Can it be e-mailed to me?

<P>

 

[Grazinhorn]

Ask enough, and ye shall receive...

 

[Formus]

That's an ice cream cone? I thought she was giving the Stay Puff Marshmallow Man a bj there for a secod.

"Breaks balance out. The sun don't shine on the same ol' dogs rear end every day." Darrell K. Royal The Link to my webpage.

 

[Will Monk]

Oh... good NESS.

"For me to poop on."
-Triumph, the Insult Comic Dog.

 

[Sangre Naranjada]

Let's just "get this up" to the top of the board.
Words to live by:
Don't sweat the petty stuff.
Don't pet the sweaty stuff.

HOOK 'EM

 

[Will Monk]

Yeah, good idea.

"For me to poop on."
-Triumph, the Insult Comic Dog.

 

[TampaHorn]

I understand that 'was' a dipped cone from DQ.

If it smells like fish, eat it!

 

[SPEED GOAT]

Looks like Goat milk creme cone to me.

If God had not wanted them sheared, He would not have made them sheep!
Edited by SPEED GOAT on 8/13/00 12:13 PM.

 

[jnecakes]

Speed Goat.

I guess a guy's gotta have dreams, eh?

Cakes

 

[Fly Swatter]

This is clearly a prime candidate for post of the year.

 

[SPEED GOAT]

Cakes,my friend, if my dreams looked like that I'd buy alot of Ambien. Thank God it doesn't look too much like Mira, or there would be Goat creme everywhere. I like that lady.

If God had not wanted them sheared, He would not have made them sheep!