God hates us

[SpiderAg]

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and "nm" don't mean "no message." I'm talkin to you God and "nm" means "Nefarious ************". That's right you sumbitch, I'm talkin to you! Can you fuckin hear me? For once?!!!

I'm callin you a nefarious ************! That's right! Go ahead and send me to Hell. It don't matter none! I'm already there! I been there since the day I was born a Aggie. I been there since Grandaddy Spider become a Aggie in 1930 and done wiped out half the spider fambly with the sheep borne strain a gonaria.

I been there since Daddy Spider become a Aggie in 1957 and become drunk from the fumes a John David Crows jock strap (wore it over his head fer good luck) only to root Mama Spider, a wrestler at Sam Houston State, swole with child (my older sister who joined the peace core and got trampled by a herd a wildebeest in the african serengetti)
and joined her in yer so called glorious ceremony called marriage.

And I was the victim a that unfortunate marriage and that Aggie heritage which has led me to years a sufferin and thawts a death. So come join me God, i.e. Go to Hell!

-spider

 

[Benson32]

 

[GHOST HORN]

spidey, maybe it is time you stop your incest love, sheep love, and ag love. you never shoulda been born an aggie. join the good guys.

course, you would have to get used to winning.

as always, i like your prespective.

 

[Horn69]

as well She should.

Hook'em!!!

 

[Macanudo]

YES!

 

[toughandcool]

A triumphant return!

 

[orange_pride]

 

[Traffic]

god is a h8r.

He probably had memphis -1/2.

 

[crackamacgowski]

Ashockabooyos.

 

[SpiderAg]

I jess cain't get over this one.
All season long Acie has sunk umpteen 3 pointers in the final minute to save our aggie asses, but tonight amongst 29 thousand ag fans he misses a lay-up in the final minute that woulda iced it. I jess cain't get over that. I don't blame Acie. I blame God!

I reckon the only thang that keeps me from swallerin a gallon a antifreeze is the fact that Meat Judgin is just gettin started.

-spider

 

[Bevoette]

Condolences Spidey,

but always remember.... if God did'nt love the Longhorns so much he would'nt make so many sunsets burnt orange.

 

[gobears92]

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[Villeton]

 

[VinceYoungScores]

i'm scared.

 

[HornsN04]

thank you for this post.

 

[True Texan]

"That's right you sumbitch, I'm talkin to you!"

SpiderAg is so hot right now....missed your insight, glad to have ya back

 

[VoodooChi|d]

I have heard the elders speak of SpiderAg but I have not been witness to the greatness until now.

 

[PipFunatUT]

 

[Real_Texas]

Glorius return

 

[#3Rules]

Greatness

 

[1988Horn]

Very strong. Don't be a stranger.

 

[adamhorn]

 

[Samhain]

 

[RobbyHorn]

god doesn't hate you.
it's karma.

 

[numbereleven]

This has made my entire day. Welcome back. This is pretty much the sort of situation that "allsome" was invented to describe.

 

[Dirty Martin]

torbush

 

[TexanWolv]

LOL...The only reason not to kill yourself is because meat judging is just getting started.

 

[hookembarber]

The sun setting burnt orange should have been a clue Spider

 

[Dirty Martin]

Spidey is in a league of his own. The rest of us mere mortals cannot add to his wisdom. We can only keep it at the top of the board.

 

[LocoGringos]

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