drummer jokes

[huisache]

how do you know if a stage is set up balanced?

The drummer drools from both sides of his mouth

 

[Dionysus]

What do you call those guys that hang out with musicians?

Drummers.

 

[LonghornCatholic]

SUCK IT!

 

[Crockett]

What do you call a drummer with a pager?

An optimist.

 

[Dionysus]

Nice one Crockett!

 

[Texanne]

I'd like to share this with my friend Norm, who teaches percussion at my college and is a doggoned good drummer, but I don't want him to hate me.

 

[huisache]

what do Ginger Baker and black coffee have in common?

They both suck without CREAM



(actually I prefer coffee black and don't have a problem with Baker, but the joke is ok)

 

[Jim Bob]

What do you say to a drummer in a thee piece suit?

Will the defendant please rise.


How can you tell if there's a drummer at your front door?

The knocking speeds up.

 

[Dionysus]

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[NJlonghorn]

My only orchestra joke, and it is drummer-related:

Q: What do you do with a crappy musician?

A: Give him two sticks and send him to the back.

Q: What if he is still crappy?

A: Take away one of the sticks and send him to the front.

 

[Vol Horn 4 Life]

Oh beat it.....

 

[Crockett]

I think somebody saw this thread and stole the best ones for this mime.

 

[huisache]

heard this one from a drummer buddy: how does a new band pick a drummer?

A: find some guy with a garage and a van

 

[chango]

How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

Five - one to screw the bulb in, and four to talk about how much better Neil Peart would have done it.