Accordion Jokes

[Jim Bob]

Did you hear about the accordionist who parked his car in a tough neighborhood? He left the instrument in the back seat concealed under some newspapers. When he returned, his heart sank at the sight of a smashed rear window. Sure enough, his worst fears had been realized. Some fiend had left him another accordion.

How do you define perfect pitch? Throwing an accordion into a dumpster without hitting the sides.

 

[Dionysus]

Jim Bob, I’ve been thinking about it and this one is just hard.

 

[huisache]

God will someday forgive the Germans for the holocaust but He will never forgive them for introducing the accordiaon into Mexico

 

[Statalyzer]

But will we ever forgive them for bombing Pearl Harbor?

 

[Jim Bob]

An old accordion joke, but probably the best one:

A gentleman is a man who knows how to play the accordion.....but doesn't.

 

[Jim Bob]

Out of fairness, here's the great Joel Guzman on accordion, accompanying Joe Ely on a Billy Joe Shaver gem.
The Link

I've heard that live many times, and it always gets me.

 

[Dionysus]

 

[The Eyes of Texas]

"Going to war without the French is like going hunting without an accordion"---General Norman Schwartzkopf

 

[OldHippie]

If you experience severe chest pains while playing the accordion, stop immediately and put on a shirt.